Homestuck Rap Battle by Thornfoot-Warrior, literature
Literature
Homestuck Rap Battle
AT: uHH,, HEY,, ANYONE WANT TO,, UHH,, DROP SOME SICK BEATS,,
AG: No.
CG: LIKE I WOULD DEGRATE MYSELF TO THAT.
AT: bUT,, UHH,, iM GOOD AT IT,,
AG: Noooooooo, no you are not.
AT: i,, UHH,, AM,, i SWEAR
AG: Karkat do we give him a chance?
AT: pLEASE,,
CJ: FINE. GO.
AT: oKAY,, UHH,, YOU START FIRST,,
CG: OK GIVE ME A SECOND TO DEAL WITH THE FUCKARY ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE.
CG: ...
AT: oKAY,, BUT YOU HAVE TO,, UHH,, HURRY UP WITH YOUR CASE
CG: THIS IDIOTIC LYRICAL SLUR MAKES ME WANT TO DO THE TECHNICOLOR YAWN.
AG: ?//supplies 8ackround 8eats//
AT: wELL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD,, UHH,, JUST GET DOWN WITH THIS JAWN,,
CG: BUT HOW I WILL NEV
I AM SO EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA
I'M GONNA COSPLAY DAVE AND TEREZI
IT'S GONNA BE THE SHIT
HOLY CRAPOLA
LIKE REAALLY
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I JUST MULTIPLIED ALL OF THOSE CHARACTERS BY EIGHT EVEN THOUGH VRISKA'S A HUGE 8ITCH 8LUH 8LUH!
BUT I'M SO EXCITED!
I'M GONNA HAVE FAKE EDIBLE CHALK
IN ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
AND
JUST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's it. I officially just don't care anymore. About anything. I just completely 100% don't give a shit. I don't care about school, swim, my room, tora-con, whether or not I actually eat anything... Nothing. Because that's apparently the only way to not get hurt. That's the only way to avoid crying. If you just don't care.
the idea i posted about in my last journal didn't work.
BUT
my current one did!
I am working on a fan session of sburb
check it out!
http://aftersburb.tumblr.com/
if anyone wants to contribute with some art or music, please tell me! music especially (ifailsomuchatmakingsongsohgoditsawful/shot)